Mike Ehrmantraut: You want to know why I didn't take that money? Is that what you're asking?
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
Mike Ehrmantraut: Me, personally... I was hired to do a job. I did it. That's as far as it goes.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. And you know what? It's never stopping me again.
Betsy Kettleman: You... oh, you thief!
Jimmy McGill: Takes one to know one, doesn't it?
Winning doesn't always mean getting a favorable verdict at trial.
Jimmy McGill: I found something that belongs to you... again.
Kim Wexler: Yeah? What?
Jimmy McGill: "Who?" Picture "The 25th Hour," starring Ned and Maude Flanders.
Kim Wexler: I... it's big... lot of offices.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, I like the openness. I feel like I can breathe in here, you know?
It's not some claustrophobic, little closet that smells like acetone. Room to grow. Dream big, I say.
Sabrina: Screw you.
Jimmy McGill: If you build it, I will come.
You're a lawyer and you're not making bank, you're doing it wrong.
Sabrina: You are not Kevin Costner.
Jimmy McGill: I was last night.
Jimmy McGill: Just save your breath, okay? You're gonna be fine.
Marco: This was the greatest week of my life.
Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
Jimmy McGill: It's time to make some changes.
Marco: Hey, listen, man. You're slippin' Jimmy.
What do you got to change, huh?
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.
The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times,
but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.
Chuck McGill: The case goes to HHM?
Jimmy McGill: Hail Satan. I submit to the dark side.
Sobchak: So, what you packing?
Mike Ehrmantraut: A pimento.
Sobchak: Sorry, what?
Mike Ehrmantraut: Pimento sandwich.
I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves...
You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours. And you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal. Good one, bad one?
That's up to you.
People don't change. You're Slippin' Jimmy. And Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine. But Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun. The law is sacred! If you abuse that power, people get hurt.
If you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.
Confidence is good. Facts on your side, better.
Please leave electronics in the car. Laptops, blackberries, palm pilots, watches.
If you lick it and it goes bzzt, leave it here.